








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Faceit | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10283 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4914 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 9458 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6341 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,647,919 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gose | 70% | 47 |
| #2 | ✪denckeRGOD | 56% | 298 |
| #3 | Qageruit | 51% | 124 |
| #4 | Janick | 51% | 186 |
| #5 | Nathan | 50% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Noodle™ | 49% | 194 |
| #7 | N1CKZ♿✞ | 49% | 77 |
| #8 | Torpedo Torben | 49% | 151 |
| #9 | BrixN | 47% | 121 |
| #10 | Igowallah | 44% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janick | 25 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Igowallah | 21 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | ✪denckeRGOD | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Torpedo Torben | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Nathan | 12 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪denckeRGOD | 776 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #2 | Torpedo Torben | 510 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nathan | 436 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Qageruit | 434 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Noodle™ | 433 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heady | +2.35 | 93 | 77 |
| #2 | BrixN | +1.86 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | N1CKZ♿✞ | +1.79 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪denckeRGOD | +1.65 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | Qageruit | +0.60 | 61 | 65 |





