








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4822 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3751 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3422 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2896 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $839,790 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0mppaz | +4.38 | 54 | 52 |
| #2 | criti | +3.34 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Gunther | +2.74 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | HooD<3 | +2.14 | 72 | 79 |
| #5 | REIJJO | +1.46 | 44 | 62 |





