








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 277 | 16% |
| Smokes | 388 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 614 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 422 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,780 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edwearth | 44% | 106 |
| #2 | monky ♿ | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | Lowener | 36% | 22 |
| #4 | Bigpan | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edwearth | 44% | 106 |
| #2 | monky ♿ | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | Lowener | 36% | 22 |
| #4 | Bigpan | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edwearth | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edwearth | 438 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Lowener | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | monky ♿ | 35 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bigpan | 24 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edwearth | +0.45 | 54 | 64 |
| #2 | monky ♿ | -0.80 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | Lowener | -0.85 | 34 | 58 |
| #4 | Flowed | -2.75 | 33 | 42 |
| #5 | Bigpan | -2.80 | 38 | 47 |





