








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 843 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1311 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,257 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krok | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Auset | 57% | 88 |
| #3 | Espen | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | b0lar | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Hannjes | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Hannjes | 36% | 42 |
| #6 | fatso | 33% | 9 |
| #7 | pCk | ASTALL | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | Moffe | 30% | 10 |
| #9 | TØRRISSEN | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krok | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Auset | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | b0lar | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Espen | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Auset | 75 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | Hannjes | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | krok | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | b0lar | 29 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Moffe | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0lar | +7.82 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | Moffe | +7.69 | 58 | 72 |
| #3 | krok | +4.71 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | Auset | +1.28 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | ★LUCKY★ | -0.39 | 40 | 60 |





