








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2223 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1772 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1590 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,870 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I WILL RULE THIS STARK DOMAIN | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Raindyrps | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | DK//China | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | DK//China | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | DK//fir | 33% | 9 |
| #7 | sleepy | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DK//China | 3 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | DK//fir | 2 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | sleepy | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Raindyrps | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | 82 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Raindyrps | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | sleepy | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | 25 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | DK//China | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧˚.⋆Rem⋆.˚✧ | +3.22 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | ♡ Soulidity ♡ | +1.25 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | DK//fir | +0.77 | 44 | 65 |
| #4 | I WILL RULE THIS STARK DOMAIN | +0.05 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ bob | -0.44 | 43 | 61 |





