








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Renown | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6988 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3834 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5764 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5122 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,143,308 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marty_- | 70% | 63 |
| #2 | EzTeK,- | 55% | 66 |
| #3 | GRAV!TY | 48% | 106 |
| #4 | Lunc | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marty_- | 70% | 63 |
| #2 | EzTeK,- | 55% | 66 |
| #3 | GRAV!TY | 48% | 106 |
| #4 | Lunc | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAV!TY | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Lunc | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | EzTeK,- | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAV!TY | 319 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | EzTeK,- | 217 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Marty_- | 203 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lunc | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marty_- | +2.53 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | EzTeK,- | +1.63 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Hion-V | +0.43 | 65 | 55 |
| #4 | Lunc | +0.23 | 36 | 59 |
| #5 | GRAV!TY | -0.04 | 70 | 59 |





