








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1436 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1790 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1519 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1449 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,941 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4MpAgE | 45% | 165 |
| #2 | cys | 43% | 75 |
| #3 | DUCKBOY | 35% | 37 |
| #4 | II Emmers II | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4MpAgE | 45% | 165 |
| #2 | cys | 43% | 75 |
| #3 | DUCKBOY | 35% | 37 |
| #4 | II Emmers II | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4MpAgE | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | DUCKBOY | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | cys | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4MpAgE | 292 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | cys | 124 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | II Emmers II | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | DUCKBOY | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4MpAgE | +2.02 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | II Emmers II | +0.98 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | BlaggyDeCat | +0.24 | 52 | 57 |
| #4 | DUCKBOY | -3.24 | 18 | 49 |
| #5 | cys | -4.96 | 19 | 52 |





