








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5388 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4014 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3374 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2830 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $901,963 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimlock [M] | 60% | 191 |
| #2 | deathr0w | 60% | 156 |
| #3 | snufaffu | 59% | 71 |
| #4 | ZAK | 58% | 74 |
| #5 | {o} blak | 57% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snufaffu | 17 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Matt [M] | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Grimlock [M] | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ill chell hehe | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | {o} blak | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matt [M] | 1453 | 0.24 | 37 min |
| #2 | Grimlock [M] | 405 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | deathr0w | 336 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | ill chell hehe | 330 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | {o} blak | 291 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buju | +4.87 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | snufaffu | +3.54 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | mst | +0.64 | 79 | 73 |
| #4 | Grimlock [M] | +0.21 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | ZAK | -0.09 | 69 | 66 |





