








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4554 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3374 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4014 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3688 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,223 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snufaffu | 16 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Matt [M] | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Buju | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Grimlock [M] | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ill chell hehe | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matt [M] | 1952 | 0.24 | 49 min |
| #2 | Grimlock [M] | 657 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Buju | 525 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | ill chell hehe | 402 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | {o} blak | 378 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buju | +4.43 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | snufaffu | +4.28 | 91 | 59 |
| #3 | mst | +1.32 | 75 | 76 |
| #4 | Grimlock [M] | +1.00 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | ill chell hehe | +0.62 | 63 | 65 |





