








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1377 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1621 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1685 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1728 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,442 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antsa | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | beNji | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | ♥ ✌ JoNiB✌ ♥ | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Irzi | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | Saphire | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Jensiii | 43% | 28 |
| #11 | Samipotter | 38% | 47 |
| #12 | Zypher | 37% | 27 |
| #13 | Scorbutus | 33% | 12 |
| #14 | hypnoz3 | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R42 (REISKA) | 306 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zypher | 143 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | beNji | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Saphire | 129 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Antsa | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irzi | +3.12 | 50 | 66 |
| #2 | Samipotter | +2.23 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | beNji | +1.95 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | tuksupupu | +1.73 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | Saphire | +1.53 | 69 | 74 |





