








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 365 | 21% |
| Smokes | 503 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 438 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 416 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,801 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flexy | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Disrespectfully Reclined | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Spr4et | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | pabo | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | _XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_ | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | venn1 | 29% | 7 |
| #17 | Peter File | 27% | 11 |
| #18 | Bjarni | 17% | 12 |
| #19 | Tight | 0% | 3 |
| #20 | Stjáni Guli | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kntr | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mozart | 69 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Goatið í Nang | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bjarni | 46 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | _XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_ | 42 | 0.35 | 2 min |
| #5 | kntr | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mozart | +3.39 | 87 | 78 |
| #2 | Flexy | +2.88 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | vctrrr | +1.55 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | Disrespectfully Reclined | +1.13 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | pabo | +0.77 | 83 | 79 |





