








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 999 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 192 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3308 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4033 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4588 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2903 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,929,315 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karlsson Rozzi | +3.80 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | Pringle GirlEnjoyer | +1.81 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | Wazpen | +1.02 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | J0NTE | +0.99 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | 'Bane ♣ | +0.25 | 53 | 67 |





