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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1898 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9082 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10069 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7829 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8758 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,217,020 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karlsson Rozzi | +4.18 | 78 | 76 |
| #2 | J0NTE | +0.78 | 56 | 66 |
| #3 | Wazpen | +0.60 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Mechanic - SUpream | +0.31 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | 'Bane ♣ | +0.19 | 62 | 62 |





