








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 742 | 33% |
| Smokes | 611 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 384 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 483 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $102,956 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smeug | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Sutinkī | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | kellikoira | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | FluffyPanda | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smeug | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Sutinkī | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | kellikoira | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | FluffyPanda | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kellikoira | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Sutinkī | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutinkī | 152 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | kellikoira | 105 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | FluffyPanda | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Smeug | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kulkuri :) | +3.83 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | Smeug | +2.31 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | FluffyPanda | -0.70 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | kellikoira | -1.55 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | Sutinkī | -3.39 | 49 | 57 |





