








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7725 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7720 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8123 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5181 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,412,041 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 983 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIVE β’ ββxπEπNa | 691 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | ΠΊΟΞ·βΡ | 440 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | π¬l β²aπ₯π€ | 423 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pss | 368 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | FIVE β’ ΦΚβΚΙmββ’ | 338 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3ro | +3.02 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | Pss | +2.99 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | FIVE β’ ΦΚβΚΙmββ’ | +0.55 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | FIVE β’ ββxπEπNa | +0.35 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | ΠΊΟΞ·βΡ | -0.17 | 72 | 71 |





