








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5763 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5511 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3280 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3639 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,874 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | VinZO | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | fleurbb | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | Lovely Bebou Boop | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | BouLBouLBoY -FR- | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | VinZO | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | fleurbb | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | Lovely Bebou Boop | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | BouLBouLBoY -FR- | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleurbb | 16 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | BouLBouLBoY -FR- | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Naymos | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Lovely Bebou Boop | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | VinZO | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleurbb | 390 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Naymos | 175 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | BouLBouLBoY -FR- | 126 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | VinZO | 110 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lovely Bebou Boop | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleurbb | +4.30 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ Bizness | +2.00 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | Naymos | +0.92 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | VinZO | -0.99 | 32 | 76 |
| #5 | BouLBouLBoY -FR- | -2.00 | 17 | 41 |





