








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1033 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 321 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




300 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7363 | 15% |
| Smokes | 11375 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 16336 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 14631 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,087,933 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cry1n | 34% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cry1n | 34% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cry1n | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cry1n | 141 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cry1n | -2.01 | 49 | 48 |
| #2 | BouLBouLBoY -FR- | -2.36 | 35 | 33 |





