








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5596 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6066 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2873 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3936 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,514 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1081 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0bo | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Biz64 | 61% | 105 |
| #3 | feveR[sp] | 61% | 227 |
| #4 | aLi-1H | 58% | 233 |
| #5 | MFJUSTIN | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Biz64 | 61% | 105 |
| #3 | feveR[sp] | 61% | 227 |
| #4 | aLi-1H | 58% | 233 |
| #5 | MFJUSTIN | 50% | 60 |
| #6 | BuTiMdEaD1H | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLi-1H | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | feveR[sp] | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | MFJUSTIN | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Biz64 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feveR[sp] | 652 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | aLi-1H | 625 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | Biz64 | 301 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | MFJUSTIN | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | h0bo | 78 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLi-1H | +2.47 | 95 | 67 |
| #2 | h0bo | +2.42 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | feveR[sp] | +2.07 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | sn0t | +1.53 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Biz64 | +1.19 | 75 | 78 |





