








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 728 | 22% |
| Smokes | 659 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1157 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 833 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,969 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr_greggen | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | bobbyblaster | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Hendelson3k | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | antyrone | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Virppo | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbyblaster | 268 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | dr_greggen | 173 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Virppo | 135 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | antyrone | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hendelson3k | 108 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr_greggen | +3.41 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | Azidtrips | +3.29 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | bobbyblaster | +2.25 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | Kurwatunturi | +0.58 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | such solid wow | +0.53 | 58 | 53 |





