








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 514 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2223 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,063 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BREEZY | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | _Typhoon | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | BlueDust // teamcfx.eu | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | superShady | 48% | 266 |
| #5 | KøTeR | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | _Typhoon | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | BlueDust // teamcfx.eu | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | superShady | 48% | 266 |
| #5 | KøTeR | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | !Blumm! | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | superShady | 26 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | _Typhoon | 20 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | !Blumm! | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | BREEZY | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | superShady | 559 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | _Typhoon | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | BlueDust // teamcfx.eu | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | !Blumm! | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | BREEZY | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BREEZY | +3.04 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | _Typhoon | +1.48 | 54 | 61 |
| #3 | KøTeR | +1.01 | 34 | 67 |
| #4 | superShady | +0.60 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | Cyanide! | +0.16 | 52 | 35 |





