








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 479 | 24% |
| Smokes | 676 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 511 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,809 of utility $299 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knas | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Pippin | Bla-Bla-Bla-Player | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Fredd | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | CATKNIFE | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | ingn | 1 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knas | 171 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | CATKNIFE | 120 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fredd | 60 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Von Dobblen | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pippin | Bla-Bla-Bla-Player | 29 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAraflaXet | +1.69 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Pippin | Bla-Bla-Bla-Player | +0.94 | 62 | 47 |
| #3 | Petter | +0.79 | 41 | 55 |
| #4 | CATKNIFE | +0.69 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | Von Dobblen | +0.37 | 32 | 61 |





