








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1627 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2389 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1714 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,242 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 동성애혐오적인 여성 | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Aleks | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Dee ♥ sqbest | 49% | 293 |
| #4 | LegendGamer55 | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 동성애혐오적인 여성 | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Aleks | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Dee ♥ sqbest | 49% | 293 |
| #4 | LegendGamer55 | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dee ♥ sqbest | 16 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Aleks | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dee ♥ sqbest | 518 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | LegendGamer55 | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | 동성애혐오적인 여성 | 23 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aleks | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 동성애혐오적인 여성 | +1.69 | 82 | 36 |
| #2 | Here 4 the kek | +0.77 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | Dee ♥ sqbest | +0.24 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | LegendGamer55 | -0.32 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | Aleks | -0.44 | 65 | 31 |





