








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 172 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3546 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2987 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4378 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3088 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,192,651 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockElch | 51% | 500 |
| #2 | MoW_JoW | 50% | 580 |
| #3 | aRaix | 50% | 569 |
| #4 | blake | 49% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockElch | 51% | 500 |
| #2 | MoW_JoW | 50% | 580 |
| #3 | aRaix | 50% | 569 |
| #4 | blake | 49% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoW_JoW | 15 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | blake | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | RockElch | 12 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | aRaix | 8 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blake | 1010 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | aRaix | 658 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #3 | MoW_JoW | 589 | 0.05 | 20 min |
| #4 | RockElch | 287 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lufur | +1.26 | 73 | 50 |
| #2 | blake | +0.79 | 85 | 81 |
| #3 | MoW_JoW | +0.11 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | aRaix | -0.10 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | RockElch | -2.74 | 33 | 63 |





