








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3419 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6095 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5333 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5133 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,656,547 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockElch | 51% | 515 |
| #2 | MoW_JoW | 50% | 596 |
| #3 | Lufur | 50% | 569 |
| #4 | blake | 49% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockElch | 51% | 515 |
| #2 | MoW_JoW | 50% | 596 |
| #3 | Lufur | 50% | 569 |
| #4 | blake | 49% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lufur | 22 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | MoW_JoW | 15 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | blake | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | RockElch | 12 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blake | 1088 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | Lufur | 883 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #3 | MoW_JoW | 597 | 0.05 | 20 min |
| #4 | RockElch | 291 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lufur | +1.27 | 73 | 50 |
| #2 | blake | +0.91 | 85 | 81 |
| #3 | MoW_JoW | +0.17 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | aRaix | -0.16 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | RockElch | -2.72 | 34 | 60 |





