








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 237 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




354 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6113 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7242 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7459 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3551 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,536,669 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Contrik | +5.54 | 53 | 55 |
| #2 | Elmer | +3.83 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | LapskausLars© | +3.62 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | Simpl1 the best | +3.21 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Assbear | +2.35 | 50 | 55 |





