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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 604 | 27% |
| Smokes | 430 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 647 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,097 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitaminSiuuuuu | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | IT | REX | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | ♡Blusky♡ | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | IT | STORM | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | IT | mannimitdembenz | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitaminSiuuuuu | +5.99 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | ^Epyzul « ™ ツ | +4.19 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Industrial. | Hydra | +3.85 | 73 | 43 |
| #4 | KornKraft | +2.26 | 32 | 65 |
| #5 | IT | REX | +0.30 | 58 | 51 |





