








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1180 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1440 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 976 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 666 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,769 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | FRANKLIN | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Ræbbern | 69% | 29 |
| #4 | Sebbern | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | JegErSuppe | 53% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JegErSuppe | 209 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Chad | 142 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | frederinoz | 129 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sebbern | 126 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | FRANKLIN | 78 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad | +3.72 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | FRANKLIN | +3.60 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | JegErSuppe | +2.83 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | Sebbern | +1.87 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | frederinoz | +1.08 | 77 | 52 |





