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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 556 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7250 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8193 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6006 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6046 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,579,681 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daco | 53% | 263 |
| #2 | Viinis | 51% | 529 |
| #3 | Nano | 49% | 596 |
| #4 | Koo | 48% | 388 |
| #5 | Zypher | 47% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viinis | 17 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Koo | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Nano | 8 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Zypher | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | daco | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viinis | 1733 | 0.16 | 49 min |
| #2 | Koo | 1503 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #3 | Nano | 926 | 0.07 | 24 min |
| #4 | Zypher | 856 | 0.28 | 28 min |
| #5 | daco | 777 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viinis | +1.54 | 67 | 71 |
| #2 | Zypher | +1.18 | 76 | 80 |
| #3 | marge | +0.79 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | daco | -0.10 | 52 | 64 |
| #5 | Nano | -1.07 | 63 | 57 |





