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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 707 | 32% |
| Smokes | 468 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 896 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 172 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $261,363 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobruh | 84% | 25 |
| #2 | Elevate | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | Fear&Loathing | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobruh | 84% | 25 |
| #2 | Elevate | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | Fear&Loathing | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elevate | 5 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | kobruh | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobruh | 98 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Elevate | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fear&Loathing | 27 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kobruh | +8.26 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | cjack | +2.02 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Elevate | +0.31 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | Fear&Loathing | -0.57 | 75 | 50 |





