








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 541 | 27% |
| Smokes | 105 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 664 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,849 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Séamus | 39% | 46 |
| #4 | TheMoreYouKnow | 37% | 73 |
| #5 | Kaza | 35% | 46 |
| #6 | LunarCelica | 33% | 21 |
| #7 | ClutchMeister | 31% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMoreYouKnow | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | ClutchMeister | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Séamus | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | LunarCelica | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Kaza | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMoreYouKnow | 228 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | ClutchMeister | 106 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kaza | 99 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Séamus | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | LunarCelica | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diversity | +6.88 | 94 | 72 |
| #2 | TheMoreYouKnow | +2.22 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Kaza | +0.08 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | LunarCelica | -0.36 | 21 | 55 |
| #5 | Séamus | -1.15 | 64 | 32 |





