








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 519 | 19% |
| Smokes | 556 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 883 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,221 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuffles | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | STARITY | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | ✪ peanut | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | ✪ CoachAnt | 57% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STARITY | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ooze | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | DLaccy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ✪ peanut | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Wuffles | 2 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CoachAnt | +3.89 | 97 | 57 |
| #2 | STARITY | +2.62 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | ChaosGeneral | +1.77 | 82 | 35 |
| #4 | ✪ peanut | +1.51 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | Wilsonnr1 | +1.40 | 79 | 56 |





