








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4720 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2866 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1963 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2502 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $823,915 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1085 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Kushho | 39% | 80 |
| #12 | slanteyez | 38% | 60 |
| #13 | inf | 37% | 27 |
| #14 | L1nk | 35% | 52 |
| #15 | clown | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1nk | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Kushho | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | slanteyez | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | huts888 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | duCk_fOo | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjalVlin | +1.47 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | inf | +0.92 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Dumplings | +0.88 | 50 | 73 |
| #4 | Kushho | +0.76 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | BSaucyy | +0.31 | 68 | 61 |





