








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4071 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1791 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2844 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2903 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,442 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raviel | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | 𝙆 𝙚 𝙞 𝙩 𝙝 𝙨 | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | Jack Mehoff | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | R I G E L | 48% | 291 |
| #5 | rapidluidd | 32% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raviel | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | 𝙆 𝙚 𝙞 𝙩 𝙝 𝙨 | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | Jack Mehoff | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | R I G E L | 48% | 291 |
| #5 | rapidluidd | 32% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R I G E L | 22 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | 𝙆 𝙚 𝙞 𝙩 𝙝 𝙨 | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | rapidluidd | 12 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | Jack Mehoff | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Raviel | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R I G E L | 809 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | 𝙆 𝙚 𝙞 𝙩 𝙝 𝙨 | 307 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Raviel | 128 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | rapidluidd | 122 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jack Mehoff | 85 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shelby | +2.88 | 46 | 46 |
| #2 | 𝙆 𝙚 𝙞 𝙩 𝙝 𝙨 | +1.39 | 44 | 48 |
| #3 | Raviel | -0.66 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | R I G E L | -1.82 | 16 | 43 |
| #5 | Jack Mehoff | -2.81 | 8 | 27 |





