








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2847 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5393 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5270 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4036 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,678,983 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manosz | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | ruenday | 51% | 355 |
| #3 | Turangi | 51% | 352 |
| #4 | furre | 50% | 128 |
| #5 | Juusoroccat | 47% | 347 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ruenday | 51% | 355 |
| #3 | Turangi | 51% | 352 |
| #4 | furre | 50% | 128 |
| #5 | Juusoroccat | 47% | 347 |
| #6 | delfiini | 37% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juusoroccat | 32 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ruenday | 22 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Turangi | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | furre | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | delfiini | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruenday | 1747 | 0.24 | 54 min |
| #2 | Juusoroccat | 931 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | furre | 642 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #4 | Turangi | 336 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Manosz | 98 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruenday | +3.35 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | furre | +0.64 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | Despe | -0.24 | 55 | 65 |
| #4 | Juusoroccat | -0.33 | 79 | 75 |
| #5 | Manosz | -0.83 | 74 | 63 |





