








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7529 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5927 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5456 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4218 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,050 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furre | 51% | 145 |
| #2 | Despe | 51% | 355 |
| #3 | NervööSP | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Turangi | 49% | 348 |
| #5 | Manosz | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NervööSP | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Turangi | 49% | 348 |
| #5 | Manosz | 48% | 27 |
| #6 | Juusoroccat | 47% | 281 |
| #7 | delfiini | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juusoroccat | 23 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Turangi | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Despe | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | furre | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | NervööSP | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furre | 773 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | Juusoroccat | 755 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | Despe | 354 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | Turangi | 309 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #5 | NervööSP | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruenday | +3.21 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | furre | +0.47 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | Despe | -0.83 | 52 | 65 |
| #4 | Manosz | -1.03 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Juusoroccat | -1.12 | 78 | 74 |





