








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 615 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5144 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3756 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2784 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $965,106 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiji - LePetit<3Ly (Premier) | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | Kop | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | K1T+ | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | pomme | 43% | 190 |
| #5 | Vincent | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiji - LePetit<3Ly (Premier) | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | Kop | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | K1T+ | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | pomme | 43% | 190 |
| #5 | Vincent | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pomme | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Jiji - LePetit<3Ly (Premier) | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pomme | 171 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | K1T+ | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kop | 90 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vincent | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jiji - LePetit<3Ly (Premier) | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1T+ | +3.07 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | Ken-oH | +2.25 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | Jiji - LePetit<3Ly (Premier) | -1.48 | 31 | 34 |
| #4 | Kop | -2.14 | 21 | 79 |
| #5 | pomme | -4.18 | 53 | 46 |





