








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2216 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2214 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1996 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1942 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $773,292 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sainiO👴 | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | lartza | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | axel | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Noa!m | 61% | 59 |
| #5 | ★Peltzi★ | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ♿Tsekkipiiska♿ | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | lartza | 45% | 31 |
| #14 | Pixelrat | 42% | 64 |
| #15 | DiuzEr | 42% | 19 |
| #16 | SeksiB | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pixelrat | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Noa!m | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | lartza | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ★Peltzi★ | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Henkisesti silver | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pixelrat | 253 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | All-Seeing Eye | 184 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Noa!m | 123 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | lartza | 118 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Henkisesti silver | 109 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuutti | +3.30 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | lartza | +2.57 | 75 | 81 |
| #3 | Woony | +1.34 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Pixelrat | +1.01 | 76 | 78 |
| #5 | ★Peltzi★ | +0.82 | 69 | 40 |





