








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 344 | 18% |
| Smokes | 642 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 637 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 335 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,486 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | mind | 67% | 12 |
| #9 | EnTfy[i] | 64% | 14 |
| #10 | r0gers | 59% | 17 |
| #11 | sisler | 57% | 7 |
| #12 | (^o^)Bourbon | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnTfy[i] | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | NelC | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | r0gers | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0gers | 74 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | alruro | 55 | 0.45 | 1 min |
| #3 | (^o^)Bourbon | 54 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | mind | 41 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ody | 40 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alruro | +6.14 | 94 | 69 |
| #2 | ENSAIYAN | +3.13 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Ody | +2.13 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | r0gers | +1.37 | 85 | 71 |
| #5 | Hero | +1.03 | 60 | 60 |





