








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
73 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 16% |
| Smokes | 59 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 77 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 52 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,471 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boopington | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Mahaugher | 33% | 15 |
| #3 | Dilian | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | Totan | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Bernd01 | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boopington | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Mahaugher | 33% | 15 |
| #3 | Dilian | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | Totan | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Bernd01 | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilian | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Mahaugher | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Bernd01 | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilian | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mahaugher | 40 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bernd01 | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Boopington | 7 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Totan | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilian | +4.11 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | Mahaugher | +4.06 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | Totan | -2.64 | 39 | 21 |
| #4 | Boopington | -3.89 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | Bernd01 | -4.60 | 17 | 32 |





