








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1717 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1898 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,144 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cl_lw 0 | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | wikket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Leidenschaft_für_Scheidensaft | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Insting | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | spt_the_lucker | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClitCommander | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | selz | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | wikket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Leidenschaft_für_Scheidensaft | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | spt_the_lucker | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnz0 | +2.38 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Leidenschaft_für_Scheidensaft | +1.09 | 96 | 58 |
| #3 | selz | +0.83 | 69 | 49 |
| #4 | cl_lw 0 | +0.76 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | Variel @ Insaiyan | +0.71 | 67 | 66 |





