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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2218 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1483 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 596 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1282 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,144 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Sasuke ★ | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | Stifler | 83% | 18 |
| #3 | danzerDADA | 81% | 36 |
| #4 | sn1f3rt | 70% | 44 |
| #5 | LemeSMASH | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ash777 | 18 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | sn1f3rt | 12 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | ★ Sasuke ★ | 3 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | 'Sm0k1^ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | danzerDADA | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ash777 | 377 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | sn1f3rt | 283 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | 'Sm0k1^ | 125 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | danzerDADA | 116 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | ★ Sasuke ★ | 51 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stifler | +5.01 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | danzerDADA | +4.33 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | *KoLD* | +4.03 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | ★ Sasuke ★ | +1.81 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | roOT | +1.61 | 71 | 49 |





