








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 618 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 215 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8813 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10929 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 12799 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7970 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,310,523 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muQ | 61% | 115 |
| #2 | ZeronX | 58% | 139 |
| #3 | n1ce ☂ | 57% | 226 |
| #4 | d3lay | 57% | 295 |
| #5 | SearchMyAim | 56% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcel =) | +3.05 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | d3lay | +2.19 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | dabears | +0.33 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | ^mrregex$ | +0.25 | 62 | 76 |
| #5 | n1ce ☂ | +0.24 | 72 | 49 |





