








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 302 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1807 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1930 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1277 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,174 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Тим, это Том | 53% | 64 |
| #2 | Micro Dose :) | 50% | 161 |
| #3 | DonCheetos | 50% | 187 |
| #4 | skebolebo | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | alo | 45% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Micro Dose :) | 50% | 161 |
| #3 | DonCheetos | 50% | 187 |
| #4 | skebolebo | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | alo | 45% | 190 |
| #6 | Turbo A.K.A Ferrari F50 | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alo | 40 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | DonCheetos | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Тим, это Том | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Micro Dose :) | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | skebolebo | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonCheetos | 496 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Micro Dose :) | 229 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | skebolebo | 207 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | alo | 156 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Turbo A.K.A Ferrari F50 | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Тим, это Том | +2.79 | 64 | 49 |
| #2 | alo | +1.89 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | Micro Dose :) | +0.28 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | DonCheetos | -0.04 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | k. | -1.28 | 57 | 39 |





