








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3993 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2778 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3278 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2293 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,752 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kENA | 52% | 262 |
| #2 | bEnkku | 51% | 132 |
| #3 | ЯEBEL 😍 | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | Toffe | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kENA | 52% | 262 |
| #2 | bEnkku | 51% | 132 |
| #3 | ЯEBEL 😍 | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | Toffe | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kENA | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | bEnkku | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ЯEBEL 😍 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kENA | 934 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | bEnkku | 467 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | ЯEBEL 😍 | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Toffe | 53 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bEnkku | +0.86 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | Toffe | +0.58 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | rndz | +0.31 | 84 | 76 |
| #4 | ЯEBEL 😍 | -0.45 | 49 | 67 |
| #5 | kENA | -0.66 | 56 | 76 |





