








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 752 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7104 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6588 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7839 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7333 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,266,371 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KenniT | 55% | 110 |
| #2 | Taistelujaska | 53% | 132 |
| #3 | P4BLO | 52% | 99 |
| #4 | Jone | 51% | 174 |
| #5 | Toffe | 49% | 342 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffe | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | kENA | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Richard | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | P4BLO | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ✪ HotDogi | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffe | 1151 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | kENA | 666 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | Jone | 657 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #4 | KenniT | 398 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Hakapaka | 364 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffe | +1.65 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | kALu | +0.79 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | Richard | +0.44 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Taistelujaska | +0.23 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ HotDogi | +0.22 | 62 | 58 |





