








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1672 | 37% |
| Smokes | 469 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1306 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1131 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,578 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cobre | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | new player | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | reflexbeast | 63% | 96 |
| #4 | Favi | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | m1L | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the last bug bender | 22 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | reflexbeast | 19 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | brokenAQ | 12 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | cobre | 5 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | new player | 4 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the last bug bender | 791 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | reflexbeast | 405 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | brokenAQ | 255 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | new player | 145 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #5 | cobre | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | new player | +3.41 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | cobre | +3.23 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | reflexbeast | +2.41 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | m1L | +1.85 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | DOOG | +1.31 | 91 | 59 |





