








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 402 | 28% |
| Smokes | 376 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 297 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 371 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,370 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAYHEM | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | [Churchill] donut | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Soto | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | [Churchill] Zippoface | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | fuskee | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xpress^ | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | [Churchill] donut | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | WestmarK | 1 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Rogild | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Churchill] donut | 46 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #2 | Soto | 25 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #3 | [Churchill] Zippoface | 16 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rogild | 11 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | xpress^ | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soto | +6.51 | 77 | 84 |
| #2 | Shockie | +4.15 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | [Churchill] donut | +0.24 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | MAYHEM | +0.12 | 62 | 76 |
| #5 | fuskee | -0.36 | 72 | 39 |





