








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
30 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 43 | 43% |
| Smokes | 19 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 18 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 20 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $15,393 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiznTV | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | BossLiteyear | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Frede Farlig | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | El_Moustachio | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiznTV | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | BossLiteyear | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Frede Farlig | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | El_Moustachio | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frede Farlig | 15 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #2 | El_Moustachio | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | wiznTV | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | BossLiteyear | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiznTV | +3.62 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | Frede Farlig | +3.34 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | BossLiteyear | -1.21 | 25 | 89 |
| #4 | Jens elsker Lukaz! | -2.68 | 30 | 64 |
| #5 | El_Moustachio | -3.38 | 26 | 64 |





