








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
50 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 62 | 22% |
| Smokes | 61 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 81 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 74 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,229 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiznTV | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Frede Farlig | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | BossLiteyear | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Jens elsker Lukaz! | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Johnny Sins | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiznTV | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Frede Farlig | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | BossLiteyear | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Jens elsker Lukaz! | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Johnny Sins | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frede Farlig | 28 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Johnny Sins | 7 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | Jens elsker Lukaz! | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | BossLiteyear | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | wiznTV | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frede Farlig | +3.75 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | wiznTV | +0.62 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Johnny Sins | -0.76 | 55 | 37 |
| #4 | Jens elsker Lukaz! | -2.68 | 30 | 64 |
| #5 | BossLiteyear | -3.10 | 32 | 72 |





