








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3142 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2723 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2706 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2138 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,239 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ND | 54% | 162 |
| #2 | G u m s e | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Ollieez | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | GravidPojke Ibbo | 48% | 153 |
| #5 | Tobi Mr.BigPP | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | G u m s e | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Ollieez | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | GravidPojke Ibbo | 48% | 153 |
| #5 | Tobi Mr.BigPP | 39% | 28 |
| #6 | Dead Pony | 38% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GravidPojke Ibbo | 24 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | M1ND | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Ollieez | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | G u m s e | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Dead Pony | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ollieez | 744 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | GravidPojke Ibbo | 582 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | M1ND | 571 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | Dead Pony | 138 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | G u m s e | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ND | +3.20 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Tobi Mr.BigPP | +1.62 | 48 | 64 |
| #3 | BOT Google | +1.32 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | Ollieez | +0.49 | 56 | 70 |
| #5 | G u m s e | -0.76 | 67 | 48 |





